honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
Maybe I'm just a girl on a mission:... →
taylorswiftrevolution: Let me tell you something about Kanye West. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even; Whatever. So then in 2009, the VMAs were coming up and Taylor Swift, who was totally talented and gorgeous, won Best Female Video and… Wut
niggaimdeadass: fapitalism: I made two Chinese...
Like you even give a fucking damn. You want me when there’s nothing on your to do list and when no one else wants you. You make time for things you want, I’ve seen it. I guess I’m really not your priority. Well you know what. I’m not a fucking option. So toodaloo and fuck you.
im so glad im not a boy i’d probably have a boner like 99.999% of the time
youjustwaitandsee: i dont think i can ever get married like im so serious we’d be on our honeymoon and id be like youre kind of annoying i think its time you left
When my skinny friend says they need to go on a...
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when my family walks in and im on tumblr:
sodamnrelatable: Please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn via sodamnrelatable
calmdownhun: thebittencucumber: descoladoo: Harry Potter in 99 Seconds. ALWAYS REBLOG I REBLOGGED THIS TWICE CUZ THIS IS LIKE SO COOL WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE WHAT
Me: Good afternoon, ma'am.
Random lady at the beach: Marines huh?
Me: Yes, ma'am.
Lady: Good for you. Well, good for all of us huh?
Me: I suppose so. Thank you, ma'am.